writing
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Hot Grandma in Aisle 5
So today, I ran into a guy I haven’t seen in about ten years. He’s about a decade younger than me, and somehow, he looks exactly the same. Not just “still recognizable,” but like he stepped out of a cryogenic… Continue reading
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CTRL+ALT+ME: Rebooting at 63
At 63 years old, I thought I’d be coasting. You know, wearing linen pants, drinking tea in the garden, maybe mentoring a few confused Millennials and dispensing wisdom like some sort of crow’s-footed oracle. But no. Instead, I’m squinting at… Continue reading
